Pinocchio: Vampire Slayer
Yes, I kid you not. This is a real live comic book published by SG Publishing. This is the kind of story that could be witty and entertaining or inane and painful. Personally I’m intrigued, but we’ll have to wait until September when this 128 paperback hits the stands for the final word.
After seeing Geppetto die at the hands of vampires, Pinocchio swears revenge in this darkly funny graphic novel. As the vampires plot the enslavement of mankind, only a one-puppet army stands in their way. But will a wooden boy and his endless supply of stakes—courtesy of plenty of lies and his elongating nose—be enough to save the day?